diffused comrades (2)

they borrowed your trust; they borrowed your love. they borrowed your enthusiasm and your wistfulness. they borrowed your rice, your millet, your hops. they borrowed the keys to your allis-chalmers riding mower. they borrowed the idea of seventeenth century france. they borrowed the horizon, the sky, the earth. they borrowed your van halen compilation. they borrowed today and tomorrow. they borrowed elements with atomic numbers twenty through thirty-nine, inclusive. they borrowed jodorowsky and did not bring him back. they borrowed your nagging sense of unease. they borrowed certain styles of facial hair and did not leave a note. they borrowed a man, a plan, a canal, a xylophone, enoh, polyxal, anaca, nalpanam, a. they borrowed a wry thought. they borrowed your o.e.d. and did not suggest when it might be returned. they borrowed a smell. they borrowed william howard taft and the crushed horse he rode in on. they borrowed 4.30 in the afternoon. now send them a bill.

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Ebeneezer Moistpod

Scattergood Hewes

Kit Boonwater

Barclay Delves

Goebbels Branhamper

Alexandra Dirtbane

Moishe Tinder

Cletus Mockingtoes

Herk Primfetus

Balls Fendergrip

Harley Baconslap

Dampers Strang

Ginny Branthunder

Fenning Strowl

Kether Lloydscam

Clint Broadsniff

Bretoria Malse

Tor Beaglewhiff

Orzo Blynes

Merfton Kong

Melinda Germhausen

Corbin Femp

Waylon Pixelgrist

Giselle Rawls

Copernicus Weaselmeal

Millie Philtrumgrift

Haskin Perkell Greem

Gilliam Wondercramp

Gershon Popefondle

Billings Skank-Honda

Kingman Gland

Jarvis Otterporn

Plasma Steinwoo

Vita Porkresin

Gesso Lintwaddle

Albee-Lynn Womp

Pasta-Lynne Pantlacquer

Varna Cramm

Haith Term-Wembles

Lavoris Dandermilf

Silty Doons

Muntu Mwee

Trembula Funt

Sitters Winchimp

Bendix Pratt

Brenda Hamprance

Wilkins Halfcutt

Hebbel Swinedrench

Missy Crumbhandle

Perkins Shyloaf

Bethany Scoots

Mather Hamvandal

Cancy & Scranton Plams

Samson Gigglestrand

Bree Tinkell-Sipp

Marinatius Tentflutter

Trini Gripewhite

Gherka Blume

Rent-A-Center Harms

Pampers Kindfelch

Mercus Bload

Murdock Nadgraft

Slade Buffkin

Simp Judkiss

Ritter Munthaven

Pasha Manbank

Greely Sporktine

Washington Limpmist

Cannoli Batplunder

L. Sputnip

Dryman Sheaves

Nape Natehenkel

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Anja Headrest

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Cribbs Kringhole

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Bettina Hanseldamp

Arva Croom

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Hyrkin Scabdash

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Belkin Mumblebroth